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What if Biblical characters had New Year Resolutions?: A humorous take on the new year
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Each new year comes with new resolutions that everyone initially believes they will follow through with, but very few actually complete. This year, enjoy some of the funniest New Year's resolutions!
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CALIFORNIA NETWORK (https://www.youtube.com/c/californianetwork)
1/1/2020 (1 year ago)
Published in Marriage & Family
Keywords: New Year, resolutions, Twitter, Biblical characters, quotes, funny
LOS ANGELES, CA (Catholic Online) - Every year it's the same old story. "I'm going to lose weight" can be heard every day as the year comes to a close, just like "I'm going to live a healthier lifestyle" and "This year will be different" can already be heard floating around.
In a humorous move, Crosswalk posted an image of Biblical character New Year's resolutions.
The tweets are meant to be humorous and not serious, such as "Adam's" post, which reads, "Seems like everyone's all about high fiber. Me, I plan to eat LESS fruit next year."
Hilarious Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
Funny Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
Humorous Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
Funny tweets (Pinterest).
Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
Humorous Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
Biblical character tweets (Pinterest).
The Huffington Post listed several hilarious New Year's resolutions as well, including, "Just a few more days til I can cross off 'Don't die' from my 2014 #NewYearsResolution Hopefully it goes better than my others" and "my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2016."
What are your New Year resolutions? Tell us in the comments below!
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