Inside the actors studios

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Before you start seething with jealousy, keep two things in mind: One, I also have to watch "According to Jim." Two, you don't need a press credential to sample similar experiences.

Anyone heading to the Left Coast for spring break should sacrifice a few hours of beach bumming to soak in the show-biz sights of Hollywood's studio tours, several of which are surprisingly accessible and unpredictable. I'm not promising that you'll bump into a big star (although once, while I was aimlessly strolling across the Universal lot, Steven Spielberg nearly ran me over in his golf cart), but you'll get more satisfaction from a studio visit than you will trying to secure a table at celebrity haunt Chateau Marmont. Here are the studios that offer the best experiences:

_Warner Bros.

The last time I took WB's VIP Tour, I had the good fortune to see some stars. As our small tram of a dozen tourists rolled across the corner, we came face to face with ... the contestants of MTV's "America's Best Dance Crew."

OK, so the celebrity-spotting isn't great sport on these tours, but if vintage sets and classic props make your heart flutter, you can't beat the WB experience. The tour, which kicks off with a short film and lasts more than two hours, takes you through the best backlots in the business, whether it's the green, green grass of home for the "Gilmore Girls" or the mean streets of James Cagney's gangster movies.

This summer, the coolest garage in the world will expand to include the Bat-Pod motorcycle from "The Dark Knight" and Neo's Lincoln Continental from "The Matrix." Tours end at a museum stocked with props and an entire floor dedicated to the "Harry Potter" franchise.

If you only have time for one studio visit, make it this one. $45; 1-818-972-8687; www.warnerbros.com/vipstudiotour.

_Universal

It's appropriate that this tour embarks from an amusement park, because this trip feels more like a thrill ride than a history lesson. Tourists climb aboard a tram that zips through back lots and facades with no opportunity to get out and stretch your legs. Not that you'll need to. The trams offer splendid views of everything from the Bates Motel to Wisteria Lane.

A four-acre fire last summer destroyed a number of sets, but studio officials expect Courthouse Square ("Back to the Future") and New York Street ("Bruce Almighty") to be up and running by mid-summer. In June, stars like Ron Howard and Whoopi Goldberg will accompany tourists via recorded commentary on state-of-the-art monitors. That same month welcomes the launch of "The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien," and his studio, located at Universal's main gate, will be included in the tour.

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Prices are steep, but keep in mind that a ticket includes full access to the park, home of the new Simpsons Ride.

$67; 1-800-864-8377; www.universalstudioshollywood.com.

_NBC

The king of late night is the king of this tour, which means when "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" ends in June, the tour may end as well. You may have only two months to pay homage by visiting Leno's set and getting an in-depth history of the franchise. (The tour also includes a peek into Johnny Carson's old set, currently the home of "Access Hollywood.")

Savvy visitors take the tour in the early afternoon, then stay for a 4 p.m. taping. Tickets for the actual show are free, but you must call in advance. The 80-minute tour doesn't accept reservations, so it's first come, first served between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. Also included: A visit to the "Days of Our Lives" set. $8.50; 1-818-840-3537.

_Sony

This two-hour visit requires a comfortable pair of sneakers _ and a vivid imagination. The walking tour celebrates a number of important films, from "The Wizard of Oz" to "Spider-Man 3," but you won't be able to follow the Yellow Brick Road or hang upside down from a fire escape for a smooch from Kirsten Dunst. That's because all the filming is done on soundstages _ no open-air back lots like at Warner Bros. _ and even if you get to go inside one, it'll probably be about as exciting as shopping at Home Depot.

On the upside, this tour may be your best chance to spot a working actor, because of the number of ongoing projects, and there's a nice collection of museum-worthy props, including the neuralizer from "Men in Black" and the Cryptex from "The DaVinci Code." Best of all, you get a nice workout.

$28; 1-310-520-8687; www.sonypicturesstudiostours.com.

_Paramount

Like the Sony tour, the emphasis here is on soundstages and, if you're lucky, you may get to witness a taping. Otherwise, the two-tour visit, a combination of trams and footwork, consists primarily of an oral history of one of Hollywood's most lavish and celebrated studios. Highlights include a visit to the last remaining back-lot set, New York Street, where you can lean against the facades for Jerry Seinfeld's and Ally McBeal's apartment buildings and touch a bench where Forrest Gump declared that life is like a box of chocolates.

$35; 1-323-956-1777; www.paramount.com.

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