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‘The Love Guru'

Image of Cast member Mike Myers gestures at the premiere of 'The Love Guru' at the Grauman's Chinese theatre in Hollywood, California June 11, 2008.

"The Love Guru" is less a movie than a collection of related gags heaved at the screen. It's a mess, but an affable one, thanks to the ... continue reading


Capsule reviews of feature films

ALEXANDRA 3 stars. Russian director Alexander Sokurov uses the incongruous image of a dignified old woman waddling around a shabby army ... continue reading



The box office report

Is The Incredible Hulk a hit? It's tough to say after one weekend. On the plus side, it finished first with $55 million. But it should be ... continue reading


What Happens in Vegas

NEW YORK (CNS) -- In case you were wondering about that title, "What Happens in Vegas" (Fox), what transpires in a nutshell is this: The ... continue reading


Speed Racer

NEW YORK (CNS) -- The races are indeed speedy, but otherwise "Speed Racer" (Warner Bros.) is an overly long and only so-so live-action ... continue reading


Son of Rambow

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NEW YORK (CNS) -- "Son of Rambow" (Paramount Vantage) is a rollicking but also touching chronicle of boyhood friendship set in 1980s ... continue reading



Made of Honor

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NEW YORK (CNS) -- In "Made of Honor" (Columbia), callous playboy Tom (Patrick Dempsey) comes to realize he loves his longtime best friend, ... continue reading


Iron Man

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NEW YORK (CNS) -- "Iron Man" (Paramount/Marvel) is a sleekly effective science-fiction tale set against a backdrop of contemporary events ... continue reading


Deception

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NEW YORK (CNS) -- "Deception" (20th Century Fox) is a dull, sometimes obvious thriller set in the world of New York's business elite. Life ... continue reading


Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Image of Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (New Line/Mandate)

NEW YORK (CNS) -- A potentially acute satiric adventure, "Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay" (New Line/Mandate) is, much like its ... continue reading


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