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EQUALITY: Sex-crazed Olympians will receive and use 350,000 male condoms and 100,000 female condoms!

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Roughly 175,000 packets of lubricant will be supplied.

In a shocking move, Olympic organizers have decided to distribute 450,000 condoms to athletes participating in the Rio de Janeiro Olympics this year.

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By Kenya Sinclair (CALIFORNIA NETWORK)
Catholic Online (https://www.catholic.org)
5/22/2016 (7 years ago)

Published in Americas

Keywords: IOC, athletes, Zika, sex, condoms, Olympics

LOS ANGELES, CA (Catholic Online) - Under the ruse of "equality," the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has decided to provide both male and female condoms this year in a move that may set a new precedent for future Olympic games.

In an attempt to keep their athletes safe from sexually transmitted diseases, the IOD has decided to provide 350,000 male and 100,000 female condoms to their athletes - enough for each to have protected sex 84 times.


Roughly 175,000 lubricant containers will also be available as Olympic organizers scramble to protect the world's best athletes.

The sex-crazed athletes will be experiencing sexual encounters at such a high rate that the IOD was forced to step in.

The recent spread of the Zika virus, paired with unhealthy sexual appetites, are believed to be the culprits behind the move to provide the free condoms, but the IOC has yet to substantiate such claims.


Brazilian newspaper Folha de Săo Paulo reported the IOC would provide the condoms to the athletes and will also provide free condoms in vending machines.

To prevent the spread of AIDS, the IOD has provided athletes with condoms since 1992, which unfortunately says a lot about the world's athletes.

Are they just as sex-crazed as their adoring fans? What has this world come to that would result in such measures?

As unbelievers continue to practice anonymous sex, free love and care-free lifestyles, the number of innocents lost continues to rise.

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